Rocky Mountain Adds New Home Team Skaters

Ten new skaters were drafted to home teams at the Rocky Mountain Rollergirls annual Prom! Please join us in welcoming them to their new teams!

DOOMS DAISIES

Sissy Rinkshaw
Disasterisk

RED RIDIN’ HOODS

Kish of Death
Lass Warfare

SUGAR KILL GANG

Spunky Old Broad
Vitamin Bae
June Carter Smash

UNITED STATES PUMMELING SERVICE

Copper A Feel Ya
Milf Shake
Titan I am

Don’t miss your chance to see these skaters playing for their new teams! Join us for a night of fast paced roller derby on April 14th at our home team double header.

Prom Awards

Please congratulate the players who won awards at Prom!

Yammer of the Year Award- Mars Furiousity
Feel the Pain (best blocker)- May Q Pay
Lives up to their Derby Name- May Q Pay
Miss Congeniality- Harper Bizarre and Daisey Danger
Class Clown- Kiki Dickie, Shred Mosby and Betty Vedder
Most Inspirational- Violet A. Saultz
Hardest Working Off Skates- Massacre
Sportswoman of the Year- Fiona Grapple
Holy Mother- Fiona Grapple
Kickass Kill Scout- Betty Slayer One
Most Improved Skater- Easy as Pi
Ref/Nso Award- Pop’a Pain
Craziest Daisy- Chi Chi Chong
Sweetest Sugar- Daisey Danger
Reppin’ the Hood- Clitterference
Most Postal Plummer- Morfiend
Unicorn Award- Love Hertz
Robert Paulson Award- Flammabelle
Tupac Award- Massacre

Skater of the Month: Motorbutt

This month, the Rocky Mountain Rollergirls are excited to announce the first Skater of the Month for 2018: Motorbutt!

Motorbutt joined Rocky Mountain Rollergirls as a newbie skater in 2013 and made quick work of making a name for herself on the track. She trained hard and was skills-tested within a year, getting drafted to the Red Ridin’ Hoods and rostered for Project Mayhem games in 2014. In 2016, she became an integral part of the blocking core for The Contenders. Unfortunately, Motorbutt sustained an injury at the end of 2016, which also put her out for the majority of 2017. But, with the same tenacity we see in her on the track, Motorbutt tackled her injury and came back as if no time had passed. We’re excited to see what’s in store for her derby career in 2018!

And, if you think her “track record” is impressive, just take a look at what she does for the league off the track! Motorbutt has been a member of Rocky Mountain Rollergirls Board of Directors for the past 2 years, and is now beginning her 3rd year in that role. Last year, she took on the task on scheduling all league practices, which was quite the feat, coordinating with 4 different practice locations. She has also helped lead the charge in finding a new practice and bouting warehouse for Rocky Mountain Rollergirls, which we look forward to moving into at some point this year. Rocky Mountain Rollergirls are beyond lucky to have Motorbutt at one of our beloved leaders and teammates!

Rocky Mountain Rollergirls Announce THR and THNSO for Besterns 2018

Rocky rolls out Besterns with an all-female leadership crew.

Bambi Lance (Circle City Derby Girls) and sHellCat (Philly Roller Derby ) have been named Tournament Head Referee and Tournament Head Non-Skating Official respectively for our third annual WFTDA recognized tournament, Besterns 2018.

Bambi Lance
Bambi Lance originally joined derby as a medic for Circle City Derby Girls. Shortly after, she started playing, and then transitioned to officiating. She has traveled the country working tournaments as a WFTDA Level 3 certified referee and a MRDA Recognized Official. She also serves in multiple volunteer roles at WFTDA. Bambi Lance is also a mom, EMS instructor, a critical care paramedic and general troublemaker.

sHellCat
sHellCat’s derby journey began 9 years ago when she attended a bout in Los Angeles. She spent several years in the Bay Area slinging beers for a local league before taking the plunge into officiating. In just 5 years as an official, sHellCat has worked dozens of tournaments, served on the Board of Directors of the Rose City Rollers, assisted in training new NSOs, attained WFTDA Level 4 certification, and became a MRDA Recognized Official. She is now with Philly Roller Derby. When she’s not exploring the map for roller derby, she bakes goodies for her crew, knits, works as a volunteer counselor for a crisis hotline, manages compliance for a large recruiting firm, and spends time at the beach.

With THR and THNSO selected, Rocky Mountain Rollergirls is now accepting applications for GTO and skating and non-skating officials.