by Scar Trek

Photo by Chase Creative Photography

On April 12th, Project Mayhem traveled to Longmont, Colorado to compete in a three-team round robin tournament at the Boulder County Fairgrounds hosted by the Boulder County Bombers.

Mayhem played two fast and physical games in a row, first against the Punchy Brewsters of FoCo Girls Gone Derby.  The opening half was close with Mayhem heading into halftime with a 50-32 lead.  The second period saw Mayhem’s score explode with a 14 point power jam by Captain Honey Bunches of Chokes and a 20 point onslaught late in the game by overall tournament MVP jammer Ivanna HasselHaus.  Along with jamming turns from 10 different jammers in the second half, Mayhem took the win against the Punchy Brewsters with a final score of 130-72.

For their second game, Mayhem took on the Bombshells of Boulder County for a defense-heavy bout with tournament bragging rights on the line.  While Mayhem took first blood, BCB held the lead for most of the rest of the match, sending Mayhem to halftime down 62-87.  Although the first half again saw big scoring opportunities for Captain Honey Bunches of Chokes and MVP Ivanna HasselHaus the second half told a different story with BCB’s defense holding Mayhem to a series of low-scoring jams and a final score of 114-170 in favor of the the hosts.

The third and final game saw Boulder take the win over FoCo’s Punchy Brewsters 142-118, giving them first place in the tournament and closing out a great event.  Mayhem will be out on the road next month to play the Pike’s Peak Derby Dames’ Slamazons in Colorado Springs on May 17th and the Ark Valley High Rollers’ All-Stars in Chaffee County, Colorado on May 31st.

Photo by Chase Creative Photography

photo: Steve “Sharkey” Mancini (Masonite Burn)

The Rocky Mountain Rollergirls B-Team traveled to Boise, Idaho this weekend to participate in Spudtown Knockdown V. The Contenders competed in a 6-team non-sanctioned double-elimination bracket, finishing in first place with a perfect 3-0 mark.

As the bracket’s #1 seed, the Rocky Mountain squad enjoyed a bye into the semi-final round. The Contenders opened their weekend with a 212-111 victory over Avalanche City (from British Columbia) on Saturday afternoon, moving them into the finals of the main bracket on Sunday. The 8:00 AM start on Sunday morning didn’t seem to phase The Contenders as they took down fellow Coloradans Durango Roller Girls by a score of 232-87.

The double-elimination bracket structure meant that Rocky Mountain would play again on Sunday evening, taking on the winners of the “loser’s bracket.” That turned out to be their initial foe, Avalanche City. The Canadians were able to keep it close for a while and even held a 52-48 lead with nine minutes left in the first half. From that point on, however, The Contenders took control and finished off the tournament with a result very similar to their initial win against the same team: 200-119. Prize money is rare in roller derby, but The Contenders took home a $400 reward for their efforts at Spudtown.

Next weekend, Rocky Mountain’s headliners, the 5280 Fight Club, hop the pond to take on Detroit, Toronto and London in the Anarchy in the UK 2014 tournament. Next up for The Contenders is a May 11th showdown against the Gotham Girls Roller Derby Wall Street Traitors.

Participating Teams (with pre-tournament seedings)

#1 Rocky Mountain Rollergirls Contenders (B-Team — Denver, Colorado)
#2 Magic City Rollers (Billings, Montana)
#3 Durango Roller Girls (Durango, Colorado)
#4 Avalanche City Roller Girls (Fernie, British Columbia)
#5 Billings Roller Derby Dames (Billings, Montana)
#6 Treasure Valley Rollergirls Boise River Rollers (B-Team — Boise, Idaho)

by Mars Furiosity

photo: Joel Giltner / Shutter Up

The Rocky Mountain Rollergirls hosted a double-header against the Kansas City Roller Warriors at the War*house on Saturday, March 22nd. Rocky Mountain’s 5280 Fight Club (WFTDA #9) met Kansas City’s All Stars (WFTDA #19), followed by the Contenders facing KCRW Plan B. Fight Club and the KCRW All Stars last met in July 2013, with Fight Club winning 251-159.

Although the first jam went in the KCRW All Stars’ favor, rushing through the first line of defense and gaining lead jammer status, Fight Club stopped their advances as abruptly as they had begun. Sweet Mary Pain added 15 points early on to a steadily increasing Fight Club lead. Fight Club’s jammer rotation – MVP Phantom Menace, Sweet Mary Pain, Juska, and Alpha Q Up – consistently earned lead jammer throughout the game. Rocky Mountain’s defense, led by MVP Toxic Taunic, banded together from the first whistle and before the first half ended, successfully drew multiple penalties from KCRW’s frustrated jammers. The first half ended in Fight Club’s favor, 158-67.

There was no break in Fight Club’s stride throughout the second half. Fight Club attained lead jammer status thirteen of eighteen jams, although they also earned nearly twice as many penalties as Kansas City. Megalops and Triple Shot Misto both brandished the jammer star after Juska fouled out. Losing a designated jammer did not have a negative impact – Fight Club took the night with a 297-125 win.

photo: Eric J. Schultz

The Contenders versus KCRW Plan B game erupted in the first jam, with The Contenders earning 21 points and Plan B scoring 10. Gator Dunn of The Contenders broke out as lead jammer shortly after the first whistle, setting the tone for the rest of the game. Frak Attak, She Who Cannot Be Named, and TraGek followed Gator’s example with 20 point jams followed by MVP ShredHer Wheats scoring 33 points in a single jam. At halftime, The Contenders led 245-40.

KCRW Plan B tried anew to break through The Contender’s walls during the second half, but every lap around the track was met with a nearly impenetrable defense. MVP blocker was awarded to Rowdy Rothbomb, who also took a turn jamming in the second half. The final score was 361-106 in The Contenders’ favor.

MVPs (left to right): Phantom Menace, Toxic Taunic, Rowdy Rothbomb, ShredHer Wheats
photos: Dave Wood